For the Love of the Game

I don’t know how people could concentrate on the game at all with all this going on in the VIP booth.

You’ve got your intense kissing, your wild cheering and my favorite, the inappropriate boob grab in front of millions (and the kid).  The Jolie-Pitts sure know how to celebrate the Superbowl.  I’d feel a little more solid in this display if they hadn’t done the amateur move of suing a Brit tabloid for writing about a split.  If it’s not true, then ignore it and don’t sell the romance so hard in public.  This is just more wood for the fire that’s already smoking.

Catwoman

J. Lo, for the love of good taste and the safety of our eyes, please retire the starry catsuit.  You may think it’s sexy, Marc might tell you it’s sexy, your entourage tells you it’s sexy but Jenny, it is so not sexy.  There’s just something nasty about it and I don’t mean nasty in the good way.  Stick with your regular skankwear – it’s been working for years and there’s no reason to stop a good thing.  Just burn the bodysuit.  Like it’s burning my retinas.

Flower Girl

How cute is the family Cruise at the Superbowl?  Everyone’s smiley and cheerful and of course, the blankey’s there so how could it not be?

They Put the Super in Superbowl

Are they the reason the Saints won?  Do you really have to ask?  They’re the reason for every good thing in the world.

Believing in Saints

A little tough to see but it’s another father-son outing for Brad and Mad, this time to the Super Bowl.  It’s important for dads to spend time with their kids, teaching them key life lessons like how to evade paparazzi, get VIP treatment everywhere and sportsmanship (preferably from the best seats in the house).  Just like Leave it to Beaver, no?

Miss Matched

I’m just as confused as you are.  As far as I know, there was no power outage in NYC, forcing SJP to get dressed in the dark.  It’s possible that she stepped into an 80’s time machine and all that was available were Madonna’s castoffs. 

The mismatched look, from the two-tone frizzy hair, to the multi-metal necklaces down to the mismatched dress/shoe combo makes me think that when SJP’s off SITC duty, she’s slightly fashion-challenged.

The Right Side

I love when a newcomer makes a statement.  Not only was Carey great in An Education but she’s showing some fashion knowledge as well.  While I’m usually not a fan of one shoulder dresses, I like how this one’s asymetry extends to the right side’s hem as well.  The shoes are a great touch too.

Safety Net

Letter #32

Dear John: 

I’m writing to let you know that my dress was a big hit on the red carpet.  It may have something to do with the cleavage situation but don’t worry, I was wearing it for you. 

Love & kisses!

Jess is Less

There are some stars that I adore (Angie, Zoe, Cam) and others that I just don’t get.  Jessica falls into that unfortunate second category.  If you’re not a great actress, you better be a great style icon but Jess fails there too.  I’m not sure why some car parts on a string constitute jewelry or why a low-rent nightie is party-worthy.  Sadly, it’s going to take more than Carol Brady’s haircut to change my opinion.

Sandy’s Blossoming

I L-O-V-E Sandy’s dress!  Finally, a look that I can completely embrace.  Simple black silhoutte with lovely floral appliques.  My only change would have been shoes that match the burgundy roses.  A perfect example of how simplicity can be perfection.