I want Drew to be happy. I don’t lay awake thinking about her but I’m a fan of hers and think that after random dudes and Tom Green, she deserves a really good guy. COTS is shallow and judges people purely on the physical. From that standpoint, Justin Long would be a fine although not unspectacular choice. What absolutely kills me is that when they get together, it seems to happen in 1987, in some bizarre fashion time warp. It’s like they bring out the worst in each other AND are starring in Electric Company. I’m actually nauseous looking at the suspenders and parachute pants. So Drew, I want you to be happy, but the price for your happiness is too high.
