Met Ball ’17: Tuxedo Dressing

1 05 2017






Solange doesn’t need the Met Ball to get freaky, this is how she rolls on a Tuesday.  This puffer coat/gown is epic enough but the skater heels send it right over the edge.

















Naomi goes for chic and classic.






















I’m loving this “sometimes it’s a sleeve/sometimes it’s a glove” dress.

















Tie a ribbon around it, Lily!

















Kim decided to make a statement by not making a statement – the simplest dress, no jewelry.  We get it Kim, you’re not into material things, you just happen to be on the Met Ball red carpet.
















This patchwork situation isn’t working for me, it’s too distracting.


















This feels too safe even with the platinum.

















And why shouldn’t you wear shorts on the red carpet?  Hailee goes for a oddly militaristic coat paired with a beach outfit.


















I love a big bow and this is one giant bow.  Paired with slim pants, this is a chic and modern look.

















Try to focus on Dakota’s girly gown and floral shoulders even though Kendall’s ass in your face.


















Daisy’s wearing daisies?  The train makes this gown even more dramatic.


















I love a crazy white shirt and this over the top one is insane.



















You can always count on a Kardashian-Jenner to keep things indecent.  Kendall takes it (almost) all off in this gown that’s nearly 100% dependent on tape and prayers.


This Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part II: The Light of Day

9 04 2017
















Only Nicole can pull off something so elaborate and make it seem like it’s NBD.
















Casual Chanel.
















Classic Kim serving up a look that she’s done lots of time before.














Freida can’t say no to embroidery.















Loving this patterned combo on a beautiful lavender.














Country music drama.

This Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part III: Light My Way

22 01 2017



















Sometimes I think Sofia has the self-confidence of 10 women.  Then I see her packed into this dress and I understand why.

43rd Annual People's Choice Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 18 Jan 2017

















Fun fringe and a great soft color.

IWC Schaffhausen at SIHH 2017 "Decoding the Beauty of Time" Gala Dinner - Arrivals

















Loving this high fashion obi.



















I don’t like this ultra girly down on the farm look for Michelle.
















Kim & Kendall filmed Ocean’s 8 cameos in NY with some killer gowns that I wish would have turned up at the Oscars.

'Gold' film premiere, Arrivals, New York, USA - 17 Jan 2017

















There’s so much happening here that Camila’s gown didn’t need jewelry.

This Week in Kimye Romance: Happy New Year!

1 01 2017









Hope your 2017 is better than 2016 was for any of the Kardashians.

This Week in Kimye Romance: We’ll Always Have Paris

2 10 2016

Balmain : Front Row - Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017

















Kim must be going through a phase where she’s just allergic to fabric or needs a lot of ventilation.  She looks great but winter’s coming, girl is going to want a scarf.

Vitalii Sediuk Attempts To Kiss Kim Kardashian's Butt In Paris!














When you’re wearing a completely sheer skirt, it’s great to have some coverage.
















Rock ‘n roll baby.  This look is “rich bad girl” which seems about right.

This Week in Kimye Romance: Putting it all out there

18 09 2016
















What’s interesting about Kim is that no matter how much money or “power” she has, she still goes back to selling her body for likes.  Does she look amazing?  Of course.  Is it ridiculous to dress like this?  Yes.  The eyeballs are already on her so she doesn’t need to work this hard for the attention.  You wonder if this is the only way she knows to value herself?

This Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part IV: Bouquets

11 09 2016

















A very delicate maternity look.


















This skintight gown is a beautiful pink and I like the embellishments.

House Of Peroni Opening, New York, USA - 07 Sep 2016














Love the sleeves and the overly long pants.
















Rooney rarely wears colors so this is quite a departure, especially with the scalloped caplet.
















Such a great color and I’m liking the unusual sleeves.

















The dress is interesting but the shoes are hideous.

















When you and mom twin it up for Dad’s show.

2016 Toronto International Film Festival - "American Pastoral" Premiere

















Sea green makes Dakota shimmer like a mermaid.